I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes or super senses. I just have voices in my head.
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
What do we say to the god of death?
- Persephone: it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
- Persephone: I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
- Hades: please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable
Myers Briggs By Superpowers
INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ENFJ: Empathic powers
every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell
“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.
well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.
dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.
i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.
grammarized straight into hell
daniel radcliffe + being a
cutelil shit on set