do you ever get frustrated because you don’t have powers
No. No. You had your time. You had your fucking time. You had eight months of it. You had eight months of your cold. It is fucking July. Let us have our warmth before you start going on about how it needs to be pumpkin season right this very second. I demand September as retribution for that winter and you guys are gonna fucking deal.
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
"Bedtime Story", Jeffrey Whitmore (via talesofnorth)
John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)
I do have Paul Wesley as a brother in real life. I love that bastard. I would give my shirt off of my back for Paul. I love him.
i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself
I have chlamydia.
Because this scene makes me laugh out loud still.