April 2012
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DETAILS: So, on Parks, the cast always seems to be having a ton of fun.
Adam Scott: You don't have fun at work? You work for Details. You sit around and talk about hot dudes like Channing Tatum. That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory. If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass. Sorry for everything I just said.
March 2012
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oh my god
My brother just made my mother a microwave egg roll. He walks over to her with the plate, gives it to her, and says, “It’s really hot so don’t put it in your butt.”
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THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH omg
Now he saw me laughing so he’s going on and on about butt safety.
Wtf.
Honestly.
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Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat...
aatombomb:
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are...
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I want to live in a world where little girls are not pinkified, but where little...
– Get Your Anti-Femininity Out Of My Feminism by s.e. smith (via nerdiestofbears)
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The Hunger Games (trailer) Summary
groovymuttations:
also can be called “What the Hunger Games Looks like to Someone who has No Idea”
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"Nigger"
lebanesepoppyseed:
The thing about the word “Nigger” that we’re coming to realize with Rick Santorum’s telling slip-of-tongue is how it truly operates.
Nigger is not, like people commonly believe, just a rude way of referring to a black person. It isn’t simply a bastardization of the Spanish “Negro”.
It is a leveler. An oral devastation of sorts. A place-putting, a head-bower.
I truly...
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fckyeahitslauren:
myfeetlitup:
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myfeetlitup:
“Nice to meet you. So you’re the one who has sex with my brother.”
Yes, because that’s EXACTLY where your mind goes when you meet your sibling’s significant other. I know that’s exactly what went through my head when I met my brother’s wife (then girlfriend).
This really. I have to say, I was surprised with the proliferation of a...
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I am going to shortly abandon any and all attempts to call their relationship a...
– - Mark, Mark Watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S04E12 A New Man
This is amazing on it’s own, but it’s extra amazing when you remember how huge of a Willow/Oz shipper Mark was. :)
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blainecooperanderson:
“Can I has that?” Blaine asks, pointing to a box of Lucky Charms sitting on the shelf.
“No.”
Blaine kicks Cooper in the thighs a couple more times before he points again, this time to box of Trix. “Can I has that?”
“No,” Cooper replies again with a heavy sigh, pushing the shopping cart slowly down the aisle with his four year old brother continually swinging his legs...
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callmekitto:
I feel like the years surrounding now will be known as the time in history of a dark ages of backlash. Kids are going to do reports on the people who were fighting for respect, for solidarity and equality, and how when they started to gain a voice and footing, they were pushed back out of fear, anger and cruelty. I want this to be the time that kids look at their grandparents in...
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egobus:
basically I love Blaine Anderson more than anyone should love a fictional character
and if you hate Blaine Anderson that’s fine but you probably shouldn’t follow me
because my blog is like a shrine to him
and it will piss you off
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Our Secret (Continuation)
redsolokurt:
So this is like a part two to my drabble from yesterday, which is in my drabble tag :D
Blaine is a pastor’s son staying at church camp for the week, where he meets a young kitchen worker named Kurt who makes his week much more interesting than he’d ever expected
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Warning for: Blowjobs, innocence kinkish
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Our Secret
redsolokurt:
Klaine
Blaine is a pastor’s son and Kurt works at the dining hall at his church camp
PG (I know, sigh, it was going to be porn but then plot)
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Blaine hummed quietly as he straightened the stack of hymnals on the pew, smiling to himself as he stood up and brushed off his slacks, smoothing down his bow tie and making his way down the center aisle towards the back of the chapel.
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I'm writing this thing, in which Kurt is buying...
Also Kurt has a werewolf fetish. It’ll make sense when it’s done, I promise. :)
An excerpt of Finn being Finn:
Finn told him once, wide-eyed and hushed-voice, like he was imparting the world’s best kept secret, that there was one issue behind the counter at the Rite Aid. If you asked the counter clerk (“Tony, not Jake. Jake’s a douchebag. Puck says he cards for beer every time.” )...
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