August 2012
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Boys Over Song Birds
inkystars:
So…yeah, I wrote HanaYoriDango/BoysOverFlowers!Klaine for Villain AU. Yeah.
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Kurt accepted the sheet from the teacher and glanced down it, surveying the options for the Dalton retreat.
Paris
London
Tokyo
Beijing
Cairo
Rome
He stared before giving up and doodling in the margins. There’s no way his family could afford to send him on the retreat anyways, so what was the...
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Blaine the purse snatcher
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Kurt laughed loudly, as Rachel finished her story about Finn, along with Mercedes as they strolled the local Lima mall. Mercedes was laughing hard which only caused Kurt to laugh even more with Rachel half cry/laughing beside them. They were all so distracted they didn’t see or hear the man that was coming up behind them.
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Title: I Can Show You
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Summary: There’s a string of murders in New York City. Blaine is the officer assigned to the case, Kurt is the coroner assigned to the bodies.
Word Count: 2.5k
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Serial killers, murder, rimming, frotting. Mentions of blood and how people were killed.
Author’s Note: This is a story that mentions violent acts and people dying, and I don’t condone or support...
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So I caved and wrote Klaine as Chuck and Blair for...
inkystars:
Blaine opened the limo door with a smile that quickly turned into confusion. “Where’s Sam?”
Kurt smiled without amusement. “I think we just broke up.”
“What?”
“I don’t want to talk about it,” Kurt sighed. “I’m here to escape. And that’s what this place is for, right?” He smiled up at the large neon sign that read “SCANDALS”. He turned to Blaine. “So let me escape,” he pleaded.
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Things I really want to know:
griffinsandunicorns:
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sconesfortea:
Who’s been telling Sebastian that Blaine is “sex on a stick”?
#thad
totally thad
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This isn’t about mutual tolerance because there’s nothing mutual about it. If we...
– Wayne Self, Chick Fellatio (via 3dela)
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Everybody Keep Cool, This is a Robbery!
agent-girlsname:
Kurt and Blaine are robbers, they hold up a diner one Sunday morning.
Written for the Tumblr Klaine AU Friday challenge: Villain!Klaine. I kept Klaine as true to their rainbows and puppy dogs self as I could though ;)
Kurt took a sip of his coffee, savouring the bitterness and eyeing his husband over the brim of the cup.
‘So what are we going to do?’ He asked, setting the cup...
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“I can’t help but wonder where people learn how to be parents,” he says...
– Foundations (sequel to Reparations) by Sara’s Girl
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"People that download music illegally might be...
SEE YOU GUYS AT THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
“What are you in here for then?”
“Fraud. You?”
“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”
“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”