I’ve never been a doer. I never did anything that helped anybody … I’m just sucking food and water and money out of the world, and all I’m giving back is, ‘Hey, I’m really good at not-doing. Look at all the bad things I’m not doing! Now I’m going to tell you some jokes!’
Hassan, John Green’s An Abundance of Katherines
Hassan, how are you me, JFC it’s like looking into a mirror. A very unflattering, but truthful, mirror.