"I’ve never been a doer. I never did anything that helped anybody … I’m just sucking food and water and money out of the world, and all I’m giving back is, ‘Hey, I’m really good at not-doing. Look at all the bad things I’m not doing! Now I’m going to tell you some jokes!’" —
Hassan, John Green’s An Abundance of Katherines
Hassan, how are you me, JFC it’s like looking into a mirror. A very unflattering, but truthful, mirror.