Pairing: Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) / Blaine Anderson (Glee)
Summary: At a brothel in Mole’s Town, Jon Snow uses a loophole in his vows to rethink his stance on whoring. Namely, whores named Blaine, with soft curly hair and a smile to light up the darkness of the Wall.
Author’s Note: I’m posting this as I write it! Because we need Blaine Snow. Disclaimer, I have only read the first two ASOIAF novels, so consider this AU from whatever may happen in the ‘verse after that point.
It’s an unspoken gift, an allowance on the anniversary of the Brothers’ first year on the Wall. If they can survive a year without deserting and heading south, they deserve a “temporary leave of absence from their Vows” as Mormont describes it with a cough into his fist and a vague glance to the road. Which, as it happens, is how Jon Snow finds himself sitting in a brothel in Mole’s Town, nursing a tankard of ale by himself as his brothers laugh drunkenly with whores on their laps. The sounds of sex can be heard from upstairs, and it makes him flush with embarrassment.
The next little bit!
This is the most flawless thing that ever happened. And I love that opening image of Jon nursing his ale and sulking, because he totally would. Also, for some reason it never occurred to me that something like this technically wouldn’t be breaking their vows, and it’s awesome.