Father of the Groom (Klaine Big Bang AU)
Title: Father of the Groom
Author: Girliesportsjunkie (GSJWrites)
Beta: iconicklaine, sillygleekt
Word Count: 28,724
Warnings: A blink-and-you’ll miss it reference to Finn Hudson.
Summary: Burt Hummel struggles with caterers, in-laws and the idea of letting go when his son comes home for spring break with something extra in tow — a fiancé. Inspired by the 1950 film, Father of the Bride, and its 1991 remake.
I want to say something about weddings.
I used to think they were simple. Boy meets girl. Boy falls for girl. He buys a ring. She buys a dress. They say, “I do.” They have babies. Their babies have babies, and so-on and on.
But I was wrong.
That’s called getting married. A wedding’s something else entirely.
I’ve just been through one.
Not mine, my son’s — Kurt Hummel-Anderson. That’s his married name — Anderson.
I’ll be honest with you. When I bought this house 10 years ago, it probably cost less than this event in which Kurt Hummel became Kurt Hummel-Anderson.
My wife Carole tells me that some day I’ll look back on this day with affection and nostalgia.
I hope so.
This is my office read, and let me tell you—I’m four chapters in, and it’s already up there with my all-time favourites. The way that Girlie is handling the entire matter of gay marriage so sensitively is note perfect. I’m relating to this story on a truly personal level, and as a gay gal in a fandom of two gay guys… Well, for me, it’s rare. Loving this.
There comes a point in everyone’s life where they just need to face facts and realize something isn’t going to happen.
And for Kurt, that is Blaine ever having feelings for him that go beyond friendship.
And it’s fine, really. Blaine doesn’t owe him anything….
based off of this post: kurt watching disney movies as a bb and imagining himself marrying all the various princes and perhaps he has a particular soft spot for eric and he doesn’t realize the connection to blaine the first time but then he and blaine sit down and watch the little mermaid together and kurt is like :o
Even at six, Kurt considers himself a sort of an expert on Disney.
It’s built into his everyday routine—he finishes kindergarten at 12:30, his mom comes to the school to walk him home, and after finishing his lunch, he watches a Disney movie.
Sometimes his mom will come sit with him and he’ll curl into her side, making passing comments during the movie as any six year old does. He talks about Cinderella’s dress, Ariel’s hair—but when the princes show up, he becomes silent.
When Kurt is five, his favorite movie is Sleeping Beauty.
Burt likes to pretend it’s because there’s a dragon that destroys stuff because he’s still clinging even if his wife raises a knowing eyebrow every time Kurt becomes captivated by the story unfolding on his television.
They both know why. From the way Kurt blushes the moment Prince Phillip shows up on screen to the giddy way his feet kick when the prince wakes Aurora from her sleeping curse. Kurt loves Sleeping Beauty because Kurt loves Prince Phillip.
For Christmas that year, Burt bites the bullet and buys Kurt a Prince Phillip doll and nothing wakes him up faster on Christmas morning than an excited five year old screaming in his ear, clutching the doll like the most treasured possession that it is.
Surface Tension Materpost - Complete Fic
Summary: Kurt, a graduated junior from Lima, Ohio, is looking forward to just being part of the crowd at an arts based overnight camp in the Catskills - as far from Lima and as close to New York as he can get himself at age 17. It’s perfect - Everyone dances and sings and comes from places that are distinctly not small town Ohio. He can blend in without being ‘the gay kid’. Sexuality irrelevant. Finally.
And it’s blissful, it is. Until he meets the laughably cocky head of canoe staff, Blaine Anderson. Camp veteran, athlete by day, performer by night, every camper’s crush, every staff’s confidante. He’s only Kurt’s age, but he’s in charge of his section. And also, it seems, is proudly, non-chalantly, and totally, a perfect gold star gay. The out-est boy he has ever met. He is infuriating.
Notes: A huge thank you to my beta, the wonderful buckeyegrrl, for the excellent editing and absolutely gorgeous cover art that captures the setting of this fic so perfectly. Thank you!
I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed.
someone please write this
…totally hijacking this.
At the first sign of storms on the horizon, not a day after leaving port, the sailors all started eyeing her.
"Bad luck to have a woman aboard," one muttered, and Mr. Hartstrom, the man charged with seeing Rosie across the sea to her new home, nodded in agreement.
Word Count: ~8800
Warnings: possible mentions of any warnings from Bide; mentions of mental illness/therapy; alcohol consumption
Summary: Even reunited soulmates have to figure each other out. (Sequel to Bide)
A/N: This was commissioned by raspberriesandcolfer, who basically said, “I want a sequel to Bide!” and then gave me no rules except they must bone. So here we have it, and yes, they do bone. Many many thanks to istytehcrawk, neyronrose, and fmhartz91 for betaing and making sure I was thinking things through.
This starts immediately after Bide ends. Enjoy!
The Luckiest (AU) Blaine broke Kurt’s heart 3 months before high school graduation. Now, four years later, their group of friends reunites at a lake house to marry off two of their own. With luck, Kurt and Blaine will also be able to finally mend something that’s stayed broken for far too long.
fic: Welcome Home (Klaine; NC-17)
Blaine’s first night as an official New Yorker isn’t anything special. The second night more than makes up for it. Blowjobs, bottom!Kurt. ~2900 words, enjoy! ♥
“We’re having sex tomorrow, I promise,” Blaine mumbled, his face pressed into the side of Kurt’s neck.
Kurt laughed quietly, and reached up to curl his palm around the back of Blaine’s head. “Okay. Don’t even worry about it tonight, I know you’ve had a rough couple of days.”
Blaine let out an agreeable little moan and shifted, if physically possible, closer to Kurt, draping one leg heavily over both of Kurt’s own. “I’m sorry anyway. I hate Sam.” Then he stilled, his warm breath tickling Kurt’s neck.
It had been a rough couple of days, long and exhausting. Blaine and Sam had left Lima at six in the morning the day before, driving a U-Haul loaded with furniture for Sam’s new apartment and much less of Blaine’s own belongings, as all he really needed to bring were his clothes and a few personal items. No furniture was necessary for his living quarters, since the Bushwick loft had everything he could want for now. They’d driven straight through, arriving at Sam’s place in Queens at nearly five o’clock, and unloaded about a third of the truck before their tiredness became too much. Kurt had picked Blaine up and they’d dragged half of his various bags and boxes back to Bushwick, where Blaine promptly face-planted onto the bed and stayed there until well into the next morning - this morning.
Oh okay. If it's not to much trouble do you think you could take this prompt: Early! Klaine going on their first date together and Blaine picking Kurt up and has flowers that he spent ages choosing and everything and him getting all flustered when he sees Kurt because Kurt is so beautiful and this is their first date and awwwww i just need something fluffy and romantic with flowers pretty please <33333
Okay first of all it’s absolutely adorable
Second of all flustered!early Klaine is almost too cute to compute
I hope to do them justice ;)
Preparing his speech seems like a breeze, compared to what he faces now.
He had managed to confess his feelings to Kurt, he had managed to kiss Kurt and be kissed by Kurt in return without bursting into flames, he had managed to kiss him once more and almost topple them both to the floor in the process, but Blaine isn’t sure he will survive picking up Kurt at his house for their first date.