I have chlamydia.
Because this scene makes me laugh out loud still.
I love how S5!Kurt has a parental warning, like he’s too hot for TV.
This is my favourite comment and makes it totally worth the fact I had to use promo footage.
If anyone was curious about where I sort the Glee characters:
Slytherin- Kurt, Rachel, Santana, Quinn (Head is Sue obvs)
Hufflepuff- Brittany, Blaine, Sam
Ravenclaw- Mike, Artie
Gryffindor- Finn, Puck, Tina, Unique (Head is Will)
I put Quinn in Ravenclaw but otherwise this list is my list.
So I met Chris Colfer today and he was real cute and sweet. I asked him what Hogwarts houses Conner and Alex would be in (to which he first replied, “oooh no one’s ever asked me that before,” with Allah in the back saying, “that’s a good question.”) and he said Alex would be in Ravenclaw and Conner would be in Gryffindor. I then asked him about Kurt and, to my deep disappointment, he said, “Oh, Kurt would definitely be in Slytherin.” I literally clutched my heart and said, “no,” under my breath when he said this because, like, I’ve been going against that fandom sorting for four years and Harry Potter did not die for you to put Kurt Hummel in Slytherin, but anyway, He has spoken so it is law I guess. He laughed at my reaction and as I was walking away I heard Allah saying, “She said no,” and laughing.
apparently his manager confirmed that someone hacked his twitter so... yeah. he didn't make it. no one EVER leaves.
is glee hotel california
The Chris Colfer Twitter Disaster as told by Kim
He didn’t say that he left - he said that he was let go. Which makes me think he had a disagreement with one of the higher-ups?
the plot of this next season of glee is going to be so stupid but can you imagine blaine getting a job teaching new directions and then like two weeks later kurt gets a job teaching the warblers and blaine is like D: and kurt just smirks and calls him blaine warbler and tells him new directions is going down and blaine is such a conflicted lil bean.
if you completely ignore the THEY BELONG IN NEW YORK AND THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT IN THE BIG LEAGUES of it all then omg i am so fucking on board with this. they spend half the time treating the situation like it’s one of their weird power dynamics sex games (even though they always keep in mind that there are kids involved and like actual people’s lives and stuff) and they come home every night and bitch at each other and argue and end up ripping off each other’s clothes and fucking on the kitchen floor omg megan please write it i’ll love you so muchhhhhhh
nO I SHANT
but yes the tension between them is unbearable but they somehow manage to keep their relationship from the kids until they have a “friendly” competition and kurt and blaine are sweaty and yelling about step-touch dancing and Blaine’s all “when I was a Warbler” and Kurt’s all “I was a Warbler, too!” and they step off into the wings to “have a chat” but really they’re making out in the supply closet and all the freshmen are like ???
and they spend so much time riling each other up that Rachel swoops in from out of nowhere as the director of Vocal Adrenaline and wins and Kurt and Blaine treat their kids to ice cream for a job well done and then go home and do it on the couch.
It also held the strongest continuity