AU: badboy!blaine is forced to audition for the glee club due to his bad behavior and cheerio!kurt likes what he sees.
This was going to be one of my Reversebang images, but…. now it’s not for various reasons. Also Klaineeeeeee *rolls around*
Is one of those reasons that someone is already writing a fic for it? I really hope so…
Holy mother of all crossovers. I NEED THIS LIKE AIR. BECAUSE JACK WOULD STILL BE THERE. AFLODKJF AL;SDKJF;DIFJA;OEIFN
SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT
BUT I NEED MORE.
OH MY GOD THIS IS BEYOND PERFECT
SOMEONE WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM REUNITING PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRSTBORN CHILD
THIS THIS THIS ^^^
I would read the shit out of this oh my god
au: blaine’s been secretly in love with kurt for the past three years
happy valentine’s day everybody! :D (more aus)
Klaine AU Fridays (Harry Potter AU): Kurt is sure it’s only his Veela powers that made Blaine ask him out.
Kurt shushed at the owls around him. It was stupid, he knew, given that no one would pay any attention to owl noises coming from the owlery, but it wasn’t like it was more stupid than everything else he was currently doing anyway, so he let it slide.
His dad would probably be ashamed of him if he knew. He’d shake his head and say that no one pushed the Hummels around and that hiding in the owlery was stupid. Hopefully, Kurt would be able to change the subject at that point, because most likely Burt Hummel would be a bit distraught at the thought of a special room for owls anyway. Besides, Kurt didn’t think his dad had any right to be pointing fingers about cowardice in this situation. He could never accidentally use Veela magic on his best friend to make him ask him for a date to Hogsmeade.
He hadn’t meant to. In fact, he hadn’t even noticed he was doing it until Blaine was already walking away, a new spring to his step like he’d used a mild form of the degravity spell on his feet. Kurt had looked after him, a ridiculously large goofy smile on his lips, and only then it had hit him as the group of first-year Gryffindors passing by had began to make moon eyes at him.
A/N: Just to make things clear: Blaine is Faramir with the whole ‘trying to please his father’ thing and Kurt is Aragorn (no Arwen in this.) Also Cooper is Boromir and let’s just pretend that Blaine’s daddy is called Devon and therefore he’s Denethor. This is all set after Return of the King. I’m talking movie-verse.
It’s got Klaine and LOTR, what more could you possibly want? If you like the fic feel free to drop by my ask box. Cool? Read onwards.
“Bah. Apparently there is absolutely no way to get that filth off the throne. Long lost king comes out of nowhere and ruins everything. Steward of Gondor one day, common peasant the next. Bah! Absolute rubbish.”
Devon muttered curses under his breath, throwing a plateful of meat into the stew coming to the boil.
“Yes father. Complete rubbish. An absolute tragedy.”
Blaine wrapped his damp cloak around himself tightly and tried not to smile. His father was too far gone to notice his light sarcasm.
I’m imagining the aftermath going down in my head like Ever After - “Oh, yeah, I’m King’s Consort now. Enjoy working in the kitchens, father, and be sure to shine my boots extra hard.” “Kurt, I am not saying that.” “Yeah, but you want to.” “… yeah.”
Klaine AU: Blaine Anderson, resident badboy, spends his time smoking behind the bleachers with resident Skank Quinn Fabray, and daydreaming after captain of the Cheerios, Kurt Hummel. Quinn’s got a plan, Blaine’s got it bad, and Kurt’s just kind of along for the ride. O
r the one where I smash together every character trope ever
AU – The Doctor finds another version of Clara aboard the R.M.S Titanic, and quickly realizes that she has no memory of her past lives. While the Doctor uses every trick in the book to figure out the girl who was not possible, the knowledge of the upcoming tragedy is too much for Clara to handle.
↳ “No, Clara, the sinking of the Titanic is a fixed point in time, nothing you do now can change this! It has to happen!”
“Doctor, I will not have the deaths of hundreds on my shoulders for the rest of my life!”
Summary: For KAUF, “Sewing” Theme: When he discovers a tear in his employer’s dinner jacket, Kurt Hummel is in danger of losing his position.
Notes: Can you tell I’ve been watching Downton Abbey?
Summary: Kurt is dragged to Johnny Rockets on girls’ night. He doesn’t want to be there at all - but a cute waiter just might make the night a little better.
Because Blaine would work at a 1950’s diner.
“This place is disgusting,” says Kurt, pointedly removing his arms from the table. Was it sticky, or was that his imagination? “Why did you make me come?”
“This place is quaint, Kurt,” says Rachel, who is already looking through the tiny jukebox at the edge of the table for music, a small pile of nickels beside her. “And we took you here because it’s girls’ night, obviously.”
“I don’t feel like girls night,” mumbles Kurt. He would have even been just fine with meeting up at Rachel’s house, as they usually did on their “girls” sleepover nights. He just really, really didn’t want to be in public right now. Especially as he eyed the small group of McKinley letterman jackets in the corner of the restaurant.
“Come on, Kurt,” says Mercedes, putting her arm around his waist for a moment. “Cheer up. We’ll just get some food that’s like, horrible for us and get back to Rachel’s and put in the movie of your choice, okay?”
“Besides,” says Tina, glancing up from her menu. “I think it’s cute here. Like being in the 50’s.” Kurt rolls his eyes at her but looks down at the menu. If he’s going to be here, he’s going to get a huge dark chocolate shake and drown his sorrows.
“Hello there!” says a chipper voice from the end of their table. Kurt looks up, taking in the boy about their age with a clean, white uniform on. Like the rest of the employees milling around, he’s dressed in the same “clean cut” 1950’s way that the restaurant is aiming for. Apron, white tucked in shirt, a cute black bowtie and a little paper hat on his head. Under that is a head of black, slicked back hair and for a moment Kurt is pretty sure this kid takes his job way too seriously.
THIS IS SO CUTE I WANT TO DIE.
Also, I’m a little bit pissed that this isn’t how it happened on the show, because how fucking adorable would that have been?